Ficus Strangulensis, winner of the prestigeous "Wooden Egg Head'zZ Award" can often be seen around his West ("gall derned") Virginia homestead -- hammering out one-of-a-kind mailart masterpieces. He also claims that a pinch of oatmeal between cheek and gum has done wonder'zZ for his curly, red beard (shown here under artificial lighting). Ficus asks that you send contributions to his "Spoliation" mailart call. "Jus tell'em ta dispoliate sumpthin an mail it to me..." spewed the oatmeal spouting Ficus.